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In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast, Carmen Kickass lashes back at Grannylicious (aka Voldegranny), but short of starting a witch war proceeds with caution because she's truly scared of the evil that Granny can do (and has done), least of all the murder of Carmen's beloved parakeet Paco (R.I.P.)! Lucky doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire and changes the subject to more fun topics, like Sex and Beltane and Maypoles (ahem). But first -- the Vatican is at it again, deflecting responsibility for its sex abuse scandals by blaming homosexuality instead of its unnatural policy of priestly celibacy. Nice try, lump heads. Carmen and Lucky respond to TONS of listener emails about coming out of the broom closet, Project Pagan Enough, high priestesses who can't get over themselves, and more candle magic.

Dead Paco the Parakeet

Featured Pagan Blog: Project Pagan Enough

Featured Musical Artist: Ocean Lab - Siren Song - I Am What I Am

Episode 29 recorded April 17, 2010, New York City

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Carmen & Lucky get into the New Years Groove, low-carb eating out, manscaping & jalking, comatose catheter dongers, Carmen has a boyfriend!! Single women: ROAR! Pimp my altar, presidential picks for 2008, spread the love/pay it forward, and Pagan Judgementaljism -- all in this, episode #12 of Eat My Pagan Ass.

fireworks

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Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious bring you this fourth installment of virtual insanity and mayhem. Beltane dildo-ology (it's a real science!), Maypole dancing, baby naming, heathen land-taking ceremonies, and creepy haunted Manhattan buildings all discussed in this episode. Listener email is answered (for the most part), and Carmen takes a couple swipes at Lucky's jugular. This is a long one, but stick it out--you just might learn something.

Beltane Fire Festival

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