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Carmen and the astrologically afflicted Leo, Prince Lucky, discuss the implications of Mercury retrograde and its impact on genital mutilation: to cut, or not to cut? Much discussion of man bits and hallucinogens, but not in that order! Astrology galore and reader emails...YAY!!!

mushroom-head

Circumcision of Jesus Mercury, Messenger of the Gods


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Carmen & Lucky take on their fears -- of heights, heroin junkies, Jehova's rapture, and the return of the beast. 666! George Bush receives a spontaneous regression and his inner naughty child receives a spanking from Carmen & Lucky.

This is one of our favorite episodes!!

666

Lucifer Fallen

Saint Don King


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Freya Aswynn, a.k.a. The Wicked Witch of the North, author of Northern Mysteries and Magick: Runes, Gods, and Feminine Powers, discusses with Lucky how she found the runes, and how the runes have shaped her destiny as an occultist and as a leading voice for the feminine powers within the modern world of Asatru and Germanic heathenism.

freya aswynn - northern mysteries book cover

Go to Freya Aswynn's Web site: http://www.aswynn.co.uk.

Freya Aswynn's WikiPedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freya_Aswynn

And check out this KICKASS video from YouTube of Freya galdering the runes while the rune images she created play across the screen:

DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR FREYA? Email us and Freya might do a rune reading for you on the show!

Episode 5 Song credits: "Songs of Yggdrasil" by Freya Aswynn


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Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious bring you this fourth installment of virtual insanity and mayhem. Beltane dildo-ology (it's a real science!), Maypole dancing, baby naming, heathen land-taking ceremonies, and creepy haunted Manhattan buildings all discussed in this episode. Listener email is answered (for the most part), and Carmen takes a couple swipes at Lucky's jugular. This is a long one, but stick it out--you just might learn something.

Beltane Fire Festival

Some useful links: http://www.thetroth.org
http://www.vikinganswerlady.com


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Carmen & Lucky explore the forces of fate: differences between personal karma and larger, group-level karma. We discuss Pong (that funky yet arousing man smell). We ridicule some of the more mainstream religious rituals (we're shameless), and we respond to our first listener emails (including the famous Bibel [sic] thumping Ted from St. Louis.

SACRED COW

Treated NKS audhumla

Auðumbla and Búri. A Norse mythology image from the 18th century Icelandic manuscript "NKS 1867 4to", now in the care of the Danish Royal Library.

SACRED SOWS (?)

Odysseus' Men


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