Enlightenment doesn’t have to be DULL! Irreverent to the core, this pagan podcast dances on the athame’s edge, blurring the line between sacred and profane! Rules — who needs ‘em?
In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast, Carmen Kickass lashes back at Grannylicious (aka Voldegranny), but short of starting a witch war proceeds with caution because she's truly scared of the evil that Granny can do (and has done), least of all the murder of Carmen's beloved parakeet Paco (R.I.P.)! Lucky doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire and changes the subject to more fun topics, like Sex and Beltane and Maypoles (ahem). But first -- the Vatican is at it again, deflecting responsibility for its sex abuse scandals by blaming homosexuality instead of its unnatural policy of priestly celibacy. Nice try, lump heads. Carmen and Lucky respond to TONS of listener emails about coming out of the broom closet, Project Pagan Enough, high priestesses who can't get over themselves, and more candle magic.
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In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass podcast, Lucky's notoriously rambunctious grandmother, a.k.a. Grannylicious, has flown in from goddess knows where in order to appear on the podcast -- at 93 years old, this makes her the oldest living human being (at least we think she's human) to podcast. Carmen refuses to be in her presence, which is just as well -- Granny lobs some rather contentious accusations at Carmen, and makes some outrageous claims to fame, which Lucky finds hard to swallow, including everything from being the broom flying coach for the Harry Potter movies to going over Niagara Falls in a barrel while being a member of the Canadian mounted police. As whenever family comes to visit, a lot of shit from the past rises to the surface, and Lucky can barely handle it. Grannylicious makes a shocking revelation about her past that you'll never believe.
Featured artist: Dar Williams, "Christians and the Pagans"
Episode 28 recorded April 3, 2010, NYC
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It's Carmen's birthday, bitches! So wish her a happy one by sending her an ecard at eatmypaganass@gmail.com. And since it's her birthday, here's some of her favorite eye candy:
In this episode we discuss novelas, Carmen's fireman fantasies, prostitution and erotic massage from a pagan perspective, war & pleasure, listener emails, @sstrology, self empowerment and responsible witchhood, The Wigglian Way podcast, books (a pagan love affair!) and community service.
Remember - this is a video enhanced podcast with chapters, so look for photos and links embedded in the podcast.
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Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious have found their way back to this world from their transdimensional wrong-turn. They describe their fantasmagorical experiences in alternate universes and try to adjust to being gone for 2-and-a-half years.
2012 apocalypse approaches! Or does it? Are we misinterpreting the Mayan calendar? News flash: the world is better today than when they left it. We've had a quantum shift to the light, kiddies! Let's CELEBRATE! Cheney is NOT president in THIS reality! Whahoo! It's the Sliders (think Syfy, not beef) episode of Eat My Pagan Ass, season two.
Carmen & Lucky in the Transdimensional Portal
New theme song music from "Love Dog" by Big Bad Sun (Chris Juergensen), available on Magnatune.com: http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/juergenson-badsun/
We're so glad to be back, beeeyotches!
Big Bad Sun by Big Bad Sun (Chris Juergensen) on Magnatune.com
Big Bad Sun by Big Bad Sun
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The Moon and mothering discussed here, as Carmen shares her experience with her first menstrual period (you gotta hear this, folks!), and Lucky is accused of glory holing (AGAIN!). Meanwhile, GET DIRTY! Love your mother. It's Mothers Day! Listen up for Carmen's Comedy Hour.
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