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In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast, Carmen Kickass lashes back at Grannylicious (aka Voldegranny), but short of starting a witch war proceeds with caution because she's truly scared of the evil that Granny can do (and has done), least of all the murder of Carmen's beloved parakeet Paco (R.I.P.)! Lucky doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire and changes the subject to more fun topics, like Sex and Beltane and Maypoles (ahem). But first -- the Vatican is at it again, deflecting responsibility for its sex abuse scandals by blaming homosexuality instead of its unnatural policy of priestly celibacy. Nice try, lump heads. Carmen and Lucky respond to TONS of listener emails about coming out of the broom closet, Project Pagan Enough, high priestesses who can't get over themselves, and more candle magic.

Dead Paco the Parakeet

Featured Pagan Blog: Project Pagan Enough

Featured Musical Artist: Ocean Lab - Siren Song - I Am What I Am

Episode 29 recorded April 17, 2010, New York City

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GUMMY BEAR PORN!

Gummy Bear Porn

Podcasting from a trailer-park shack in the sky, Carmen and Lucky are on a gummy bear-induced sugar high, so their ADD is at its zenith. Editing has helped, but they're all over the map on this episode: obesity and thin obsession, Anna Wintour, Johnny Weir, tarot readings, listener emails, Carmen's birthday wishes, gummy bears as sex toys, 2010 Pisces Party shenanigans, did we mention Gummy Bears? Oh, and two very special announcements, including:

  • Wicca History Project: a new video series produced by EMPA Productions featuring Zan Fraser, author of A Briefe Historie of Wytches, now in filming and available soon on YouTube. Stay tuned!
  • Grannylicious, Lucky's somewhat mentally loose 93 year old grandmother (and a fierce witch -- one of the originals) is coming to town and is demanding to be on the podcast -- so look out for her.

Featured pagan musical artist: Glitterpussy, performing "Skinny" live (acoustic) at Starwood Festival 2009 - http://www.myspace.com/glitterpussy

Featured pagan artist: Logan G.

Logan's Drawing of Carmen & Lucky

Episode 27 recorded March 6, 2010, New York City, NY. Released March 24, 2010.

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NYC's two wildest witches ride their broomsticks all the way to Mexico's Cabo San Lucas for a sun-drenched week of rest, relaxation, and retardation. Mexican cabana boys, psychedelic cactus candy, and the magical properties of damiana and guacamole are but a few of the topics our zany hosts bring up during their extemporaneous conversation. This is our first bilingual episode of Eat My Pagan @ss (Come mi culi pagana)! SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Witchy Woman Triskele, the Geminista joins us on this impromptu romp through the Mexican Badlands!

PICTURES FROM CABO SAN LUCAS

cabo cabo carmen pool

cabo sunset

Sponsorship for this episode of Eat My Pagan @ss provided in part by: Jose Cuervo (drink responsibly), Juan Valdez (mainline that shit!), the Mariachi Hombres (arriba!), and the Mexican Jumping Bean Company (neat!).


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