Episodes

Tuesday Oct 12, 2010
EMPA#0033: It Gets Better (Don't Off Yourself!)
Tuesday Oct 12, 2010
Tuesday Oct 12, 2010
Season 3, Episode 2 (EMPA#0033): It Gets Better (Don't Off Yourself!) Recorded NYC, October 3, 2010 Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious proudly bring you the thirty-third installment of Eat My Pagan Ass. In this episode, we bring everyone up to speed on just where the heck we've been all summer long. Lucky's been on Fire Island, the notorious gay haven by the sea, communing with the elements and checking out all the delicious, roasting meat (see poem below). Carmen has been hopping the globe, stirring up trouble on both U.S. coasts and beyond. Both of us are asking "What the fuck is going on with all these gay suicides?" and you can bet we've got something to say about it. It's not all Sturm und Drang, however; we take a playful detour through the adventures of love (and how NOT to run away from the opportunity to love and be loved in return); we celebrate the official recognition of Druidry in the U.K. as a legitimate religion; we reply to some listener emails; we dish on J.K. Rowling's recent appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show; announce that the legendary Enchantments magical store in New York City is alive and well on the Lower East Side; ruminate on the coming Samhain season; explore Carmen's unnatural fascination with large zits (gag); mention Perdurabo, an updated biography on the man, the myth, the legend himself, Aleister Crowley ("Uncle Al"), written by Richard Kaczynski; and last but not least we hear a wonderful new song by Jeff Altergott called "It Gets Better" dedicated to all the GLBTQ youth out there struggling with daily harassment for being who they are.
Featured artist: Jeffrey Altergott And now for a poem: Fire Island September 18, 2010 by Lucky de las Brujas Roiling tides that presage the storms at sea, Half-naked (or fully bare) boys with tans Hurling themselves, laughing, carefree, Into the swelling waters, finding fun In daring Dame Nature herself. Thongs on feet that flip, now flop, Now left alone along dry, sometimes-splintered boardwalks, Abandoned by their owners, Who prefer to feel the fire of the sun In the hot sands baking—almost burning— Between their carefully manicured toes, Connecting body to beach, man to eternity. A timeless sounding as surf sinks into the porous shore, Ephemeral sea foam fizzing into nothingness. Dingbat birds with tiny bodies, long legs, and even longer beaks Chase after the receding, briny waters Wanting to taste the sweet, moist meat of a fat worm Buried below the thirsty sucking mud. Pardon our sound--Lucky forgot to bring the good audio recorder and so this one was made with an iPhone.
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Friday Jul 30, 2010
EMPA#0032: Gods Bless America!
Friday Jul 30, 2010
Friday Jul 30, 2010
Season 3, Episode 1 (EMPA#0032): Gods Bless America Recorded NYC, July 4, 2010 Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious launch the third season of their hit pagan podcast, Eat My Pagan Ass. In this episode, Carmen and Lucky get into the spirit of the July 4 holiday and celebrate a pagan perspective on independence, freedom, liberation, and patriotism. Following the examples of the United States' founding fathers (and mothers), Carmen and Lucky take a stand against THE MAN, tyranny, oppression, and instead exercise their rights to freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The astrological influences of Cancer are felt in this episode--security, pride in the home(land), and standing up for our young country in the face of critics. We meditate on mental or spiritual self-imprisonment and ways to embrace and practice freedom on many different levels of existence.
Lots of great patriotic music in this episode, too:
- Lady Hope's Reel - American Fife Ensemble
- Lovely Nancy - American Fife Ensemble
- Federal Overture - Hesperus
- American Life - Madonna
- Freedom 90 - George Michael
- Liberty Song - Sherrill Milnes and Jon Spong
- Rickett's Hornpipe / Fisher's Hornpipe - Hesperus
- Star Spangled Banner - Cactus Cuties
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Friday Feb 26, 2010
EMPA#0026: Sacred Prostitution and Other Pagan Love Affairs
Friday Feb 26, 2010
Friday Feb 26, 2010
It's Carmen's birthday, bitches! So wish her a happy one by sending her an ecard at eatmypaganass@gmail.com. And since it's her birthday, here's some of her favorite eye candy:
In this episode we discuss novelas, Carmen's fireman fantasies, prostitution and erotic massage from a pagan perspective, war & pleasure, listener emails, @sstrology, self empowerment and responsible witchhood, The Wigglian Way podcast, books (a pagan love affair!) and community service.
Remember - this is a video enhanced podcast with chapters, so look for photos and links embedded in the podcast.
Here are some links mentioned in the episode:
The Wigglian Way podcast, episode 63: http://bit.ly/Wig-63
The Wigglian Way podcast, episode 64: http://bit.ly/Wig-64
Carmen's favorite tarot book by Marcia Masino: http://bit.ly/best-tarot
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Wednesday Apr 04, 2007
EMPA#0016: Cosmic Eviction Notice or God Logic Redux
Wednesday Apr 04, 2007
Wednesday Apr 04, 2007
Lucky is sober and cranky and Carmen is laughing it up because it's her birthday party (and Lucky's jealous). Vaginal soundscapes (aka labial ululations), listener emails, the Tower Card (AGAIN with the Tower!), the lesser banishing ritual, the Book of Urantia, and fishcake abound! Featuring "Abyss" by Electric Skychurch.
Tower Card Two-fer
Pisces: the dreamer of the deep waters
Email us with your techniques for banishing the blues. What songs lift your spirits? When your cranky, what do you do to turn that frown upside down? And when you throw a pagan party, what's your MUST PLAY song? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com
Saturday Mar 24, 2007
EMPA#0015: Tarot talk and runic ruminations GALORE!
Saturday Mar 24, 2007
Saturday Mar 24, 2007
Carmen Kickass & Luckylicious celebrate Eat My Pagan Ass's quinciñera (15th birthday) by dragging up the DEVIL card and riffing on the rune ALGIZ (say it with me: Hail Heimdall, hookers!). We discuss some pagany NYC architecture and pull more tarot cards. This one is funny and full of wisdom, folks!
ALGIZ Email us with your questions for Carmen & Lucky for on-air rune readings. Or send us your insights into the Devil card, the algiz rune, and anything related to the number 15!! eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com