Episodes

Monday Nov 16, 2009
EMPA Season 2 Promo: We're Baaaa-ack!!!
Monday Nov 16, 2009
Monday Nov 16, 2009
Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious fall to Earth after two and a half years of absence. Turns out they slipped through a poorly constructed transdimensional portal after a high priestess forgot to take down a ritual circle properly. As they recover from their adventures Between the Worlds, the realization dawns on them that they may be all alone after all this time.
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Saturday Nov 07, 2009
We're on YouTube (for now!)
Saturday Nov 07, 2009
Saturday Nov 07, 2009
So Carmen and I met up last night and she had a GREAT idea: Eat My Pagan Ass needs to be on YouTube. It's a perfect way to get our Bad Ass Pagan Theater episodes out there (boy, have we got some wild plans for this, our most popular segment!) So, we've extracted episode BAPT#1 from EMPA podcast #9 and published it as a stand-alone video. I'm curious to see if it will be flagged or otherwise pulled down. Be sure to get over to YouTube, subscribe to our video channel, and leave some comments & rate our videos. We're building a community here and the more you contribute to it the more we hope you'll get out of it. Check it out!

Saturday May 12, 2007
EMPA#0018: Get Dirty, Your Momma Says It's Good for You!
Saturday May 12, 2007
Saturday May 12, 2007
The Moon and mothering discussed here, as Carmen shares her experience with her first menstrual period (you gotta hear this, folks!), and Lucky is accused of glory holing (AGAIN!). Meanwhile, GET DIRTY! Love your mother. It's Mothers Day! Listen up for Carmen's Comedy Hour.
Email us with your favorite moon moment. What LUNACY to you? AROOOOOO!!!! eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com
Friday Apr 06, 2007
EMPA#0017: Psychic Attack and Lucky Stars!
Friday Apr 06, 2007
Friday Apr 06, 2007
Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious take on ritual crashers, answer lister email, and meditate on the Star card!
Email us about your most annoying ritual moments involving unwelcome guests. And what about Hope? How does that get you through the dark times? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com
Wednesday Apr 04, 2007
EMPA#0016: Cosmic Eviction Notice or God Logic Redux
Wednesday Apr 04, 2007
Wednesday Apr 04, 2007
Lucky is sober and cranky and Carmen is laughing it up because it's her birthday party (and Lucky's jealous). Vaginal soundscapes (aka labial ululations), listener emails, the Tower Card (AGAIN with the Tower!), the lesser banishing ritual, the Book of Urantia, and fishcake abound! Featuring "Abyss" by Electric Skychurch.
Tower Card Two-fer
Pisces: the dreamer of the deep waters
Email us with your techniques for banishing the blues. What songs lift your spirits? When your cranky, what do you do to turn that frown upside down? And when you throw a pagan party, what's your MUST PLAY song? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com