Episodes

Saturday May 08, 2010
EMPA#0030: The Beltane Sex Episode (Scandalous!)
Saturday May 08, 2010
Saturday May 08, 2010
Carmen and Lucky lay their plan for changing the world. Pay attention, pagans -- this is the episode that starts it ALL rolling! Civil rights and drag queen masturbation, all in the same breath!! Carmen explains that there's more than one way to dance around a Maypole (ahem), and one of them involves a lot of stinky cheese. Covens and sex, and Gerald Gardner pops up again, and Carmen alleges a scandalous origin of Wicca's founder. Oh, and did we mention sex? We also riff on some tarot cards. Lots and lots and lots of sex mentioned, so keep the kiddies away from this episode. Hope you are all having a blessed Beltane -- remember, WISH BIG! Email us at eatmypaganass@gmail.com to tell us what you wish for this magical season!
Featured musical artist: "Beltane Twirl" sung by Luckylicious Closing song: "Come on get happy" - The Partridge Family Recorded on May 5, 2010, NYC; Published May 8, 2010
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Tuesday Apr 20, 2010
EMPA#0029: Anger Management & Broom Closets
Tuesday Apr 20, 2010
Tuesday Apr 20, 2010
In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast, Carmen Kickass lashes back at Grannylicious (aka Voldegranny), but short of starting a witch war proceeds with caution because she's truly scared of the evil that Granny can do (and has done), least of all the murder of Carmen's beloved parakeet Paco (R.I.P.)! Lucky doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire and changes the subject to more fun topics, like Sex and Beltane and Maypoles (ahem). But first -- the Vatican is at it again, deflecting responsibility for its sex abuse scandals by blaming homosexuality instead of its unnatural policy of priestly celibacy. Nice try, lump heads. Carmen and Lucky respond to TONS of listener emails about coming out of the broom closet, Project Pagan Enough, high priestesses who can't get over themselves, and more candle magic.
Featured Pagan Blog: Project Pagan Enough
Featured Musical Artist: Ocean Lab - Siren Song - I Am What I Am
Episode 29 recorded April 17, 2010, New York City
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Thursday May 25, 2006
EMPA#0004: Beltane, Babies, and Incorporeal Beings, Oh My!
Thursday May 25, 2006
Thursday May 25, 2006
Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious bring you this fourth installment of virtual insanity and mayhem. Beltane dildo-ology (it's a real science!), Maypole dancing, baby naming, heathen land-taking ceremonies, and creepy haunted Manhattan buildings all discussed in this episode. Listener email is answered (for the most part), and Carmen takes a couple swipes at Lucky's jugular. This is a long one, but stick it out--you just might learn something.
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