Episodes

Sunday Oct 02, 2011
EMPA#0041: Christopher Penczak, Pagan Paths, and Assless Chaps
Sunday Oct 02, 2011
Sunday Oct 02, 2011
One sweltering early September morning at Gay Witch Camp (aka Between The Worlds queer pagan men's gathering) in southern Ohio, I was lugging my camping gear to and fro when who should happen to wander by and in a grand gesture of chivalry offer me some assistance but none other than the World Famous Pagan Author and Witch, Christopher "Get Off My Robe, Bitch" Penczak?!? It's not every day two of pagandom's most notorious gay witches meet for the first time. The earthworms will sing of our fateful encounter for generations to come. As it so happened, being the informed witch that I am (it pays to have dirt on people) I knew Mr. Penczak was going to be there and I was planning to hunt him down and nag him until he agreed to be interviewed. So imagine my delight when he not only found ME but also practically begged me to let him be on the show. Well, what can I say...they don't call me Lucky for nothing. I played hard to get at first, of course, but I consented. He IS world famous, after all.
Christopher "Get Off My Robe, Bitch" Penczak gets a smooch from Luckylicious.
In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass podcast, Christopher Penczak dishes ALL to Lucky -- starting from his childhood Catholic porn fantasies wending all the way through his meteoric rise to grand poobah (well, 1/3rd poobah) of a pretty awesome school of witchcraft (but not wizardry...no, including the wizardry curriculum would have opened the school up to threats of copyright infringement from the folks at Hogwarts). Assless chaps are involved, as is much flirting and general silliness, all of which spice up what is a very interesting and informative glimpse into the life of one of modern paganism's most prolific witches and occultists, and explores the Temple of Witchcraft he created with his life partners Steve Kenson and Adam Sartwell.
Recorded September 15, 2011. Published October 2, 2011.
Featured web links:
Christopher Penczak's website: http://www.christopherpenczak.com
The Temple of Witchcraft website: http://www.templeofwitchcraft.com
Otherworld Apothecary witchcraft supplies website: http://www.otherworld-apothecary.com/
Between The Worlds queer pagan men's festival website: http://www.betweentheworlds.org
Featured musical artists:
Emerald Rose performing "Freya, Shakti" from the album "Bending Tradition"
The Gypsy Nomads performing "Belly Trance" from the album "At the Carnival Eclectique"
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Wednesday Dec 15, 2010
EMPA#0035: Glitterpussy, Pagan Music Artist
Wednesday Dec 15, 2010
Wednesday Dec 15, 2010
Lucky interviews pagan musical artist, tantric instructor, and best friend, Glitterpussy. Glitter shares her thoughts on living life to the fullest, self-acceptance and body image, musical influences, pagan festivals, American paganism, fundamentalism, marriage to the love her of life, vulture housewives in grocery store parking lots, abortion, pagan parenting, polyamory, tantra and breathwork, kitchen witchery, and more! Lots of Glitter's original music featured, including: Hooker with a Heart of Gold, Skinny, Swallow, Worst Case Scenario, as well as impromtu fireside covers of Aborchun (Jammin'), and With a Little Help from My Friends. Photos throughout of this fabulous and gorgeously magical woman.
I LOVE YOU, GLITTER! FOREVER!
Featured artist: Glitterpussy
EXTRA: check out the YouTube video of Glitter's pagan wedding at the Starwood pagan festival in summer 2009!
Recorded August 7, 2010 Aired: December 15, 2010
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Tuesday Jan 12, 2010
EMPA#0023: The Art of Blasphemy, Taken to a New Low
Tuesday Jan 12, 2010
Tuesday Jan 12, 2010
The Catholic lawmakers in Ireland have made blasphemy illegal. Well, Carmen and Lucky say, "blaspheme THIS, you Leprechaun-lovin', Guinness swiggin, wafer-eatin' embarrassments to your Celtic ancestors!" This episode is chock-full of offensive swill, sure enough to piss off any uptight religio-twats. Bring your sense of humor...otherwise, you're in for one HELL of a ride! Tarot and rune divination, a prosperity spell, listener email, and more in this episode. Featured pagan artist: Gaia Resurrect. Featured pagan podcast/blog: Inciting a Riot, with Fire Lyte. Feature pagan store: Magickal Realms & Pagan Center of New York.
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Saturday May 12, 2007
EMPA#0018: Get Dirty, Your Momma Says It's Good for You!
Saturday May 12, 2007
Saturday May 12, 2007
The Moon and mothering discussed here, as Carmen shares her experience with her first menstrual period (you gotta hear this, folks!), and Lucky is accused of glory holing (AGAIN!). Meanwhile, GET DIRTY! Love your mother. It's Mothers Day! Listen up for Carmen's Comedy Hour.
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